Knock-knock jokes are simple jokes that is fun and silly. Thanks to their simplistic structure, both young and old people enjoy them. Here are 50 funny knock knock jokes you can use to break the ice in different areas.
Classic Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel… that’s why I knocked.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me, please!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aladdin.
Aladdin who?
Aladdin you could let me in!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s freezing out here!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you to the moon and back!
Funny Animal Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you later!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck down! It’s about to rain!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheetah.
Cheetah who?
Cheetah your homework before you come out!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me while I find the punchline!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Roach!
Roach who?
Roach you a letter and I’m putting it in your mailbox!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Catnip!
Catnip who?
Catnip meow and I’ll tell you later!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga!
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dog!
Dog who?
Dog gone it! Let me in already!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hoo!
Hoo who?
What are you—an owl?
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama!
Llama who?
Llama tell you a secret!
Food-Themed Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Taco!
Taco who?
Taco ’bout a great time we had!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza my heart!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cookie!
Cookie who?
Cookie for a kiss?
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fig!
Fig who?
Fig-ure it out yourself!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Milkshake!
Milkshake who?
Milkshake it up a little bit!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache!
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question but I’ll shave it for later.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cheddar!
Cheddar who?
Cheddar late than never!
Seasonal Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow use; the joke is over!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa Claus!
Santa Claus who?
Santa Claus is coming to town!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Halloween!
Halloween who?
Halloween are you going to let me in?
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
April!
April who?
April showers bring May flowers!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turkey!
Turkey who?
Turkey or not turkey—that is the question!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frosty!
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman wants to come inside!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
New Year!
New Year who?
New Year’s resolution is to tell better jokes!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cupid!
Cupid who?
Cupid your heart with love this Valentine’s Day!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Grinch!
Grinch who?
Grinch your teeth and let me in already!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harvest!
Harvest who?
Harvest time is here—let’s celebrate with pie!
Silly Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the police—open up!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter open this door or I’m leaving!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s just a joke!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says what?
No silly; cow says moo.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you too.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to smile today!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously?! You don’t know?!
- Knock-knock:
Who’s There
Tank
Tank Who?
You’re welcome.
Conclusion
These 50 funny knock knock jokes will surely tickle your funny bone with everything from classic puns to seasonal humor and wordplay! They can bring a smile to anyone’s face, so whether you are sharing them with friends or using them to lighten up the mood at an event or a party, these jokes are bound to make everyone laugh.
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