As you cruise the waves, you’d expect to see amazing sea worlds, stunning horizons, and perhaps even a pirate ship. Yet one more thing can add laughter to the seascape — funny boat names. But did you know that such names aren’t just stickers? They accurately reflect the owner’s personality, sense of humor, and, more often than not, his or her love of puns. This article will tell you more about the old tradition of boat naming with some of the funniest names.
31 Popular Boat Names
- Seas the Day
- Usain Boat
- The Codfather
- To Sea or Knot to Sea
- Knot for Sail
- A Yacht of Fun
- Jawesome
- Whatever Floats Your…
- Tom’s Cruise
- A Loan At Sea
- Under Budget
- Floater
- Error 404: Fish Not Found
- Hakuna Matata
- Anchor Management
- Offshore Account
- Liquid Asset
- Buoyancé
- Bay-Z
- Sea Liquor
- Daily Dose of Serotonin
- Time of My Life
- Ocean Quiet
- Something to Chase
- Bad Habits
- Summer Jam
- Hurricane
- High Hopes
- Runaway Train
- Feelin’ Good
- Wave Runner
49 Funny Lake Boat Names
- Captain Quack
- Buoyancy Bias
- Unsinkable Jokester
- Knotical Komedian
- Seas The Daydream
- Wave Whisperer
- Pier Pressure Pundit
- Marina Mirage
- Splash-tastic Spectacle
- Dock Holiday
- Sail-laugh-tion
- WonderWake World
- Hull of a Good Time
- Anchor Ad-lib
- Pontoon of Laughter
- Deck-adent Humor
- Wharf Whittler
- Fisher of Puns
- Mirth-vessel
- Cabin Comedy
- Zany Yacht
- Catamaran Chortle
- Voyage Vibe-er
- Sunny Ship Up
- Hydro Hilarity
- Giggle Gondola
- Rowboat Revelry
- Maritime Mirth
- Ship Giggle
- Anchor’s Aweighed-down with Laughter
- The Side-Splitter Skiff
- Harbor Haha
- Cruise Chuckler
- Bass-ically Hilarious
- Aquatic Antic
- Waves ‘n’ Wisecracks
- Man Overbored with Jokes
- Yacht-see of Humor
- Docktor of Drollery
- Canoe Canoodle Comedy
- Loon-y Lakester
- Bilge Banter
- Swim-posium of Satire
- Floatilla Funnies
- Nauti-cal but Nice
- Skipper’s Snickers
- Jest-Sea
- Whale of a Wit
- Rudderly Ridiculous
51 Funny Fishing Boat Names Brainstorm List
- Reel McCoy II (or any roman numeral)
- Marlin Monroe
- The Codfather III (or any roman numeral)
- Hooked On A Feeling
- Bait ‘n’ Brag
- Abyss Boss
- Cast-astic!
- Hook, Vine, and Sinker
- Seabatical
- Mackerel More!
- Squid Pro Quo II (or any roman numeral)
- Wavemaster Woo
- Knot on Call
- Perch-pertrator
- Sea-duction
- Trout Scout
- The Bass-sador
- Hookaholic
- Algae Rhythm
- Fin and Tonic III
- Krill Joy
- Pike Tyke
- Gill Seeker
- The Floundering Father
- Haddock Huddle
- Zephyr Zen Fish
- Cod Squad
- Plankton Punter
- Muskie Mania
- Hook Line & Drinker
- Salmon Says II
- Barracuda Brigade
- Whaler’s Wit
- Mahi Mayhem
- Carp Captivator
- Prawn Broker
- Chum Bucket Champion
- Rod Royalty II
- Eely Good Times
- The Fishin’ Physician
- Starfish Stardom II
- Halibut Hideaway
- Angler’s Envy
- Marlin Madness
- Cuddlefish Carnage II
- Clam Calm
- Bass-terd
- Skipper Snapper III
- Dolphin Dasher
- Grouper Groupie
- Water We Waiting For?
Choosing And Displaying Funny Boat Names
When you choose funny boat names, consider how it relates to you as a boater since it will be on display. To choose the right one, here are a few things to consider:
- Everyone will see your boat’s name, whether they’re kids, families, or the old lady at the lake. Although funny names are cool, you shouldn’t offend anyone. Don’t pick a swear word, explicit content, or anything that might irritate other boaters.
- Avoid cliché or common nautical terms so your boat will be outstanding. A creative name can be easier to remember at the local marina.
- Your boat’s name has to be readable anyway. If no one can notice it, you don’t have to make it funny. Ensure it’s in a simple font, certainly not cursive, and stands out so other boaters can read it, too.
- Humor can be elevating by a well thought out design. So, if you’re putting in a logo or graphic, make sure it goes along with your boat’s name and is also fun.
- Also, make sure that you will find it funny in the future. Make sure it’s the perfect name you’ll still love for years.
Final Thoughts on Funny Boat Names
Funny boat names not only make us feel amused — they embody the fun and excitement of boating. They remind us that we should never take life too seriously and enjoy the ride, be it the perfect lakes or the wildest seas. So, if you happen to spend some time at a marina, pay closer attention to these funny boat names. You may find the perfect one for your boat as well.
Before you go, check these 99 jokes of all time that’ll bust your gut laughing. Also, Visit MyViralBox.com to get your daily dose of of laughter. Follow Us on Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram.
Images are from Pixabay.com
Articles from MyViralBox’ contributors and guest bloggers.
