Nobody knows what will make anyone laugh — however, some jokes are so timeless that they get at least a smile from nearly everybody. These funny movie quotes are really hilarious because of the genius writers and actors who perform them. If anyone does not laugh, their humor meter may be broken.
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Funny Movie Quotes From 1930 to 1990
- “Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.” — Duck Soup (1933)
- “I don’t want to be rude, but may I have a drink? I had three or four before I got here, but they’re beginning to wear off. And you know how that is.” — The Awful Truth (1937)
- “I’m a man!” “Well, nobody’s perfect.” — Some Like It Hot (1959)
- “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room!” — Doctor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
- “Is that your gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?” — Sextette (1977)
- “It’s just a flesh wound.” — Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
- “It’s pronounced ‘Fronkensteen.'” — Young Frankenstein (1974)
- “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” — Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
- “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.” — The Godfather (1972)
- “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” — Airplane (1980)
- “I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley.” — Airplane! (1980)
- “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.” — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
- “Snap out of it!” — Moonstruck (1987)
- “Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. … I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs.” — A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
- “Ariel, you’re under a lot of pressure down here.” — The Little Mermaid (1989)
Hilarious Film Quotes From 1991 to 2000
- “Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.” — The Addams Family (1991)
- “That’s it, dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!” — Mulan (1998)
- “Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped, and I’m not gonna do a thing to stop it.” — 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
- “What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.” — Billy Madison (1995)
- “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” — Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
- “You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” — Clueless (1995)
- “This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.” — Clerks (1994)
- “Bye, Felicia” — Friday (1995)
- “I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day, he tells me it’s my fault he saw other women. So, I picked up a knife and told him it was his fault I was stabbing him. Yeah, I did a little jail time, but it was worth it.” — Living Out Loud (1998)
- “How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?” — There’s Something About Mary (1998)
- “If I had a dick, this is the part where I’d tell you to suck it.” — Lake Placid (1999)
- “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?” — Meet the Parents (2000)
Funny Movie Quotes From 2001 to 2006
- “Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney, and dresses like her mother.” — Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)
- “What is this? A center for ants?” — Zoolander (2001)
- “That still only counts as one!” — The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
- “You sit on a throne of lies.” — Elf (2003)
- “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” — Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
- “‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get!” — The Incredibles (2004)
- “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” — Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
- “Don’t point that gun at him. He’s an unpaid intern.” — The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
- “Look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you’ll find?” “A picture of me?” “No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!” — Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
- “By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.” — The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
- “Here’s the deal. I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning, and I piss excellence.” — Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
- “I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!” — Snakes on a Plane (2006)
Hilarious Film Quotes From 2006 to 2015
- “If we get any more white people in here, this is gonna be a suburb.” — Hairspray (2007)
- “Yeah, you just take Soupy Sales to prom. I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Like, you know what, Bleek? I might pumice my feet, I might go to Bren’s unitarian church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? ‘Cause all those things would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you.” — Juno (2007)
- “When life gives you lemons, just say ‘fuck the lemons’, and bail.” — Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
- “Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry?” — The House Bunny (2008)
- “It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” — The Hangover (2009)
- “You read my diary?” “At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.” — Bridesmaids (2011)
- “That is mahogany!” — The Hunger Games (2012)
- “I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can’t do: Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.” — Spy (2015)
Funny Movie Quotes From 2016 to 2024
- “Looks are everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It’s like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. Think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method?” — Deadpool (2016)
- “Americans really have shown themselves to be a nation of ingrates; only by having children can we begin to understand such dynamic.” — Love & Friendship (2016)
- “Look like a bedazzler threw up on that thing … donate it to the My Little Pony Motorcycle club.” — Girls Trip (2017)
- “Did you just look at me? Did you? Look at me! Look at me! How dare you? Close your eyes!” — The Favourite (2018)
- “She thinks I’m a fascist? I don’t control the railways or the flow of commerce!” — Barbie (2023)
- “These people are so posh and snobby, they’re snoshy.” — Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
Wrapping Up
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